I get a lot of calls from recruiters and I send them to voice mail, which then, if you have Google voice, the voice mail is transcribed into text. Sometimes, the transcript can be rather funny because the system has trouble translating voice to text.
Hi [Name Removed], this is john from 21 technologies. I’m putting regarding the position that we have not returned our client evening amount to discuss the testicles position and I have submit the job description that you have a a local call. Hope you can put that in the field, Sterno in the market looking for positions. You can reach me at [Number Removed]. Thank you.
Ah, a testicles position? This just may be a very important position! There’s only one man for the job!